The AhNeh-Neh Rempit

This is one hilarious but true incident that happened…

Date: Last Sunday, 25^th May 2008
Place: Traffic lights at T-junction of Jalan Thean Teik going into Jln. Air Itam
Time: early afternoon

Seated on their bikes at the front of the usual heavy traffic waiting impatiently for the traffic lights to turn green at the Jalan Thean Teik road junction were three motorcyclists….

Somebody’s Ah Mah (granny ) probably in her early 70’s with a wrinkled face looking like a topography map and a white shirt worn backward to protect her arms from the scorching sun. A long hair college student with a bag, probably on his way to college....and next to him….this ‘tau-si ahneh-neh rempit’!!!.

That ahneh-neh rempit was 'gandhi-laubo' showing off…playing with the throttle and brake, taming the forward thrust like he was riding a wild stallion in a rodeo show. He looked ‘lan-sily’ around indicating his invitational challenge for anyone moronic enough to race…

I told my son, Charles that this type of “Chiak liao bee” people should go and die instead of endangering the lives of others on the road.

Charles: “Ayuh! dad, don’t’ curse people to die la.. very sinful to do that!”

Me: “Ok ..ok! I take my words back…we wish him long long life…..ok?”

Charles (sniggering) : “Yes! we wish him long long life…a long long paralytic life of miseries lying in bed!”

Me: “Yessss! Total paralysis of his body …except for his dick!...lagi more jia-lat mia long life for him...hehehe!!”

Just then, the red light came on to stop the traffic on the Jalan Air Itam way… and before the green light came on to allow the traffic coming out of Jalan Thean Teik to go...............

VRROOOMMMMMM!!!! Somebody had already beaten the green light and darted across the junction while everyone else was just about to step on the pedal or turn the throttle!

Guess what? It wasn’t that lansi-lanyong Ahneh-neh Rempit on the opposite road I saw…… but it was Ah Mah ! (the granny) …The winner of the Motorcycle under125cc Jalan Thean Teik Championship of that day!!! It was Ah mah on her YAMAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That Ah Mah really made my last sunday, a 'Beautiful Sunday' indeed and as for that AhNeh-Neh Rempit..let's wish him a long long life.........

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HONDA joke

At a cocktail party to launch the Motorbike Expo, Ah KowPEK turns to the guest next to him and ask, “Wanna hear a good HONDA joke?”

The guy next to him replies,” Good! but before you tell the joke, you should know something .. …”

“I’m Tai loh Huat, Honda motorbike dealer of Samseng Motor Sdn Bhd.”

“This guy next to me here is Siao Goo, President of HONDA Motorbike Dealers Association and next to him is Mr. Honda, CEO of Honda, Japan himself”

“Now You still wanna tell the joke?”

AH KOWPEK said,” No need liao la! After have to explain three times….sweat la!