Here's the crap I read.......
Ah Lian’s marder: Ah soh! You got hear or not?…they want to teach SEX education at the NS camp soon?
Ah Hwa’s marder: Ayoh! Can trust them or nottttt? After got chikopek mia trainers take advantage.. we also dunno!
Ah Lian’s marder: Send one daughter to NS, worry maybe can never come back alive.. and now if come back alive also have to worry whether come back pregnant or not. Macam send one and get 1 free lidat!
Ah Hwa’s marder: Better we sendiri teach them hor?
Ah Lian’s marder: Paiseh lah…how to talk about these things face to face? They all different, They got multimedia to use and teach one.. show video on this and that, how, where and when…hampalang got.
Ah Hwa’s marder: Can lah!..We also can get our own ‘Mati-media’ to teach them ma.. We go pasar malam buy that “Datuk Chua’ mia DVD and show them lor!
Health Ministry Health Minister..sure good enough for them one I think!
Ah Lian’s marder: Come to think of it hor…what makes them think kids these days are blur sotong about sex like us during those ‘nineteen kerosene-tin’ years? Now got Internet oledi…maybe they are even more pro than those trainers!
Ah Hwa’s marder: yalor!…Maybe we put test to them..see they know about sex or not first lor.
Ah Lian’s marder: How?
Ah Hwa’s marder: Okay…we show them picture of naked man with his balls painted one red and the other blue….
Ah Lian’s marder: Then?Ah Hwa’s marder: If they exclaim, “OMG! those are the funniest LP balls I 've ever seen!” ..then no need anymore Sex education liao lor” “ They need more prayers instead!”