I came across this piece of news in the Star online ..it's sad that this law-maker fella don't seem to think in dollars & cents...or maybe he DOES? (with different beneficiaries in mind..)
Now we know why all these years the authorities had never been successful in solving that shitty problem of unclean public lavatories…. They have been using the wrong end to do their thinking!
You see, for a problem originating from the posterior end.. you need to use your butt to do the thinking.. like how this new minister fella came out with this idea of compulsory requirement to have qualified institutionally trained staff to maintain public facilities. How brilliant!
Wow! Imagine… certified professionals probably belonging to some kinda ACTC (Association of Chartered Toilet Cleaners) to keep our public loos squeaky clean! Ermmm… shall I welcome this with my opened arms or an opened arse? (knowing that they are gonna charge9 me kao kao for their professional cleaning services)
Foreseeing market competitiveness of this blooming toilet cleaning business we may soon be seeing degrees like this decorating the toilet walls!
By then, I guess I have to plug my ol’ arse unless it learns how to shit gold like the goose with golden eggs! But then again, if I can shit gold..I won't want to do it in public loos ..right or not? hahaha!
2 comments:
imagine degree or master ..major in LOO...hahahahahahahhahahaha
LOLOL, Datuk Lau Sai Ong name very funny.
And I bet those recognised institutions are going to cost our tax payers a lot of money to set up, then, the income, masuk poket sendiri.
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