HOHOHO! IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME! A time for JOY, PEACE and FORGIVENESS!.
This is the time to drag my tired reluctant feet to go shopping for gifts, an annual ritual to reiterate our love for our close ones. (never mind we f!@#ed up their lives for the rest of the 365 days!) Joy and Peace reigns!( at least till the pleasure of the gifts fades away.
…and now for the "FORGIVENESS" part, ermmmm… So I see, it’s also time to forgive those “chup cheng”mother Fcukers who screwed up my life and maybe get them a present too..huh?
Bloody exploiting bosses who never can realize that, like them, we too can marry, screw and have children...who wait impatiently for us to be home!
Stupid teachers, who talk but never listen and always think that the rotan and our butts are heavenly pairs!
Colleagues, classmates or neighbors who are P.I.As! ( “PAIN in the ASS”- used to be called “Pain in the Neck” during my time .. but now we got Malaysia-Boleh angkasawan, so traveled a bit further liao!)
Do these assholes really deserve a present from us just so that we can have this nice “forgiving” feelings this Christmas? Oh YESSsssss they DO! Just take a look below and see what I ‘ve got in store for them…. Hahaha! HOHOHOHHHO! Have a MERRY BLESSED CHRISTMAS everyone!!!
scent of "LAST CHRISTMAS" after dinner throw-up
stinking socks aromatic ( good for reviving faints)