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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The HEE-Haw- HEE WHORE Silver State.










What is happening in the silver state of Perak these days is so sickening that I do not want to go into the details to avoid tainting my blog here with dirt and filth…that smells of betrayal, corruption, shame and injustice!

It’s all about ‘MONEY TALKS, MORALS take a WALK’


..and if you are once again, catching NO ball to what I’m 9pek9bo-ing about…PLEASE DON”T TRY! (for this post ONLY)

DON’T kaypo2 and gau2 like-dat go read about it because when you find out whattafark is making IPOH MALI to become IPOH MALU:


1. You’ll start planning to immigrate and we will be losing another human in this jungle!

2. You may Hee-haw like a donkey, when you find out what this Lady HEE- whore has done! That lame LAME... what's her NAME that brought so much SHAME? PTUI!

3. The shocking exposure may be too worrying AND HAZARDOUS for you to swallow. Your HEALTH may go DOWN faster than the ECONOMY and by the time the economy is UP, so will be your tombstone!

4. You may want to immediately stop wasting your valuable time in college …fark those books and assignments and just go and become a clerk or postman, knowing that you can still earn millions and also get free Camry cars to drive in the end!

5. You’ll find that the ‘IN’ color is BLACK. ..Yellow, Orange, Red or any other color is NO NO!... especially if it is ‘DARK’ toned!

6. You’ll learn that facing corruption charges is NO BIG DEAL… there is still a great DEMAND for CORRUPTED people out there .and they are paying GOOD MONEY to have them!

7. You‘ll learn that WHEN FROGS TURN INTO PRINCES, the story ‘ll have a GOOD ENDING but WHEN your ADUNs TURN INTO FROGS, it’s as GOOD AS ENDING!

8. You‘ll learn that HIJACKING is no longer a job specialty restricted to SEA-PIRATES ONLY! They have OUTSOURCED it to politicians nowadays!

9. You‘ll learn that to some people, ANGKAT SUMPAH (taking oath) and ANGKAT SAMPAH (taking trash) means the same thing!

10. and finally, You’ll be HAPPY to know that the MB of Perak, Datuk Seri Nizar is truly one popular, respected and very much loved MB by all races, NOT only in Perak, but throughout Malaysia!

SCARY LEH? ABO-DEN you think why I didn’t blog for a week? LOLs!





6 comments:

claire said...

today went check up in hospital.. man, my pressure for the 1st time in history shot up .. shock-ed..
know what? it was all due to the hee-ing and the u-know-i-know rest.. on 2nd tots, it is not worth having my pressure shot up like this.. i may not have the pleasure of seeing our MB Nizar back on the throne again..
LONG LIVE NIZAR!!

9PEK9BO (ERNST) said...

Ya claire, many Penangites are also very kek-hei over what's happening at your end there. If I check my BP...sure bad one also! All these because of one hamkaling 'pai-keok-phor'!

mama2b said...

shame on her!!!

btw, uncle ernst have you seen the pictars of what the old folks in Perak are doing? the one burning death money and all?

9PEK9BO (ERNST) said...

Mama2b,
Oh yes, I saw those pics of that mock funeral to curse DEATH upon her.
Normally, I'm a peace-loving person and would not condone such act of deep HATRED but somehow I must admit I'm losing the good-nature part of me in this case.

Raynebow said...

Ya, it's so sad! How can she betray the people like that!! I feel so much for the Perakians, to lose out just becos of this greedy bi*ch!

9PEK9BO (ERNST) said...

Raynebow,
Ya, so so sad! Ngor moe ngan thai lor!