"Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain" (John Lithgow in Third Rock From the Sun)
______________________Little Sor Kow & Ah Mah.
9 year old Little Sor Kow ‘balik kampung’ and was staying with his Ah Mah (grandmother) for the school holidays.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked his grandma….
'Ah Mah, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
Choi! She was a little taken aback, but thinking that since Little Sor Kow is from Khay-El city and before long he will probably learn it from someone else anyhow, she decided to tell him the truth.
"Errrr… It's called ‘SEX' la."
Little Sor Kow said, "Oh, ok" and went back outside to play with the other kampung kids outside.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Ah Mah, why you bluff me one?…
It is NOT called ‘SEX' la, It's called bunk beds!…..
and Ah Huat's mum said she wants to talk to you."
__________________________Little Sor Kow & little Sor KowKow
Little Sor Kow with his four year old bro, little Sor KowKow tagging along, went into the local store.. grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register counter to pay.
The cashier: These must be for your mommy..right?
Little Sor Kow: no la…
The cashier: for your sister ar?
Little Sor Kow: orso not for her la…
The cashier: If they're not for your mommy and not for your sister, who are they for?
Little Sor Kow: Errr…errr… they are for my 4 years old brother here.
The cashier: For your brother? OMG! Do you really know what are these?
Little Sor Kow: Well, yeah! They say on TV …. if you wear one of these you can swim and ride a bike with ease and comfort ….and my little brother here dunno how to swim or write bike yet.
_______________________'F' for maths!
Little Sor KowKow returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why lidat?" asks the father, Kowpek.
Little Sor KowKow: The teacher asked me, "How much is 2 x 3?" ....
and I said '6!'
Kowpek: "But that's right!"
Little Sor KowKow: Then she asked me, "How much is 3 x 2?"
Kowpek: DIUuuuuuuu! Isn't that the same? Kanineh!! Teacher Soooo stooopid one!
Little Sor KowKow: That's exactly what I said and she gave me an 'F' lor!