Friday, March 13, 2009
Ah9pek & Ah9Soh TALKINGCOCK
Ah9Soh: OMG! Lou koong! …I can see the fine lines on my face liao! Like dat, I look old and ugly oledi la!
Ah9Pek: Aiya!Where got old leh? At least your eyesight is damn perfect ma… can still see those fine lines! hehehe!
Ah9Soh: I need to get some moisturizers, night cream, Retinol A and….
Ah9Pek: No need la! Buy me more Carlsberg beer better maa!.. Geh-len-tee you’ll always look beautiful like that Long Cool Dane when I 'm drunk enough!
Ah9Soh: Where can? My breasts so small leh compared to that what- what long-kool dame!
Ah9Pek: Yalor hor, you're so flat...sometimes I cannot even see you orso when you turn sideways!
Ah9Soh: I’m wondering hor.. dunno whether good to go for breast enlargement or not leh? Whatchew think har, lou koong?
Ah9Pek: No need la lou-phor.. Why don’t you try rubbing TOILET PAPERS in-between your boobs?
Ah9Soh: Rubbing with TOILET PAPERS in between my boobs can make them bigger meh?
Ah9Pek: Well…it works on your bum, didn’t it?
Ah9Soh: Cheh!! Don’t try to be farneee .. you better go make a jug of coffee for our breakfast la…
Ah9Pek: Why it has to be me to make coffee and not you?
Ah9Soh: Because I just found out the Bible says so ma..
Ah9Pek: Are you sure?
Ah9Soh: YES! It says ‘HeBrews’, where got say SheBrews’ one leh?
Ah9Pek: Niamah! Like that orso can la..you!
Ah9Soh: Oh yes! I almost forgot.. We have to take a pair of your used dirty underwear to your lokter today!
Ah9Pek: Huh? Why need to take my used smelly underwear to my doctor?
Ah9Soh: You forgot oledi ar? The lokter said he needs your sperm sample, urine sample and your stool sample ..
your underwear all orso got maaa…!
Ah9Pek: No lou-phor, we must give the sperm sample in that bottle the doctor gave me la.
Ah9Soh: I know leh…lou koong, actually when you sleep oledi last night.. I tried with my right hand and then my left hand ..and even use my mouth..shake shake so long until my hands all tired still cannot come out leh!
Ah9Pek: You did what?
Ah9Soh: Aiya!! I tried to open that bottle the lokter gave you to wash lor…but the cap so tight cannot come out maa!
Ah9Pek: Sweat laa you!