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Friday, March 13, 2009

Ah9pek & Ah9Soh TALKINGCOCK








Ah9Soh: OMG! Lou koong! …I can see the fine lines on my face liao! Like dat, I look old and ugly oledi la!

Ah9Pek: Aiya!Where got old leh? At least your eyesight is damn perfect macan still see those fine lines! hehehe!

Ah9Soh: I need to get some moisturizers, night cream, Retinol A and….

Ah9Pek: No need la! Buy me more Carlsberg beer better maa!.. Geh-len-tee you’ll always look beautiful like that Long Cool Dane when I 'm drunk enough!

Ah9Soh:
Where can? My breasts so small leh compared to that what- what long-kool dame!

Ah9Pek: Yalor hor, you're so flat...sometimes I cannot even see you orso when you turn sideways!

Ah9Soh: I’m wondering hor.. dunno whether good to go for breast enlargement or not leh? Whatchew think har, lou koong?

Ah9Pek:
No need la lou-phor.. Why don’t you try rubbing TOILET PAPERS in-between your boobs?

Ah9Soh:
Rubbing with TOILET PAPERS in between my boobs can make them bigger meh?

Ah9Pek: Well…it works on your bum, didn’t it?

Ah9Soh:
Cheh!! Don’t try to be farneee .. you better go make a jug of coffee for our breakfast la…

Ah9Pek:
Why it has to be me to make coffee and not you?

Ah9Soh:
Because I just found out the Bible says so ma..

Ah9Pek: Are you sure?

Ah9Soh:
YES! It says ‘HeBrews’, where got say SheBrews’ one leh?

Ah9Pek:
Niamah! Like that orso can la..you!

Ah9Soh:
Oh yes! I almost forgot.. We have to take a pair of your used dirty underwear to your lokter today!

Ah9Pek: Huh? Why need to take my used smelly underwear to my doctor?

Ah9Soh:
You forgot oledi ar? The lokter said he needs your sperm sample, urine sample and your stool sample ..
your underwear
all orso got maaa…!


Ah9Pek: No lou-phor, we must give the sperm sample in that bottle the doctor gave me la.

Ah9So
h: I know leh…lou koong, actually when you sleep oledi last night.. I tried with my right hand and then my left hand ..and even use my mouth..shake shake so long until my hands all tired still cannot come out leh!

Ah9Pek: You did what?

Ah9Soh: Aiya!! I tried to open that bottle the lokter gave you to wash lor…but the cap so tight cannot come out maa!


Ah9Pek: Sweat laa you!

5 comments:

JJzai said...

lol,
hilarious!
Haiyor!
Why your blog always so funny one!

Tequila said...

Bloody catchy.....lol.

Fit Breast said...

Hahahahahah!!!! so damn funny & hilarious !!!! Great !! Great!!! Laughter is the best medicine in keep us young & healthy..

Keep up the good work!!

Regards,

Fit Breast

9PEK9BO (ERNST) said...

JJzai~ It was God's intention to make mankind funny maa..That's why he made Adam & Eve naked so that they could 'liew liew' each other whole day and LOL!!!

Tequila~ Bloody? I hope you are not reading 9PEK9BO in the OT!(OR)..lol!

Fit Breast~ Laughter is HAHADOL to our heartaches like PANADOL to your headaches. Glad you came and had your dose!

kxin said...

haha funny :P long time no see~ u r still so in so funny ^.^ Charles Hot Sporting Daddy around~ wakakaka