O' SUmMi V'rOO

At a Senior citizen/retiree club in the very near future….

Luan2 Sek: Hi Summi, how do you like this place?

SummiVroo: I tell you…This place is great, I really love it! It's wonderful becos’ yeh-vryone ‘ere is so courteous and respectful.

Luan2 Sek: Really ah? That’s good to know because you know la fren…. you were not exactly a popular minister all those years.

SummiVroo: Ayo yo! Neverrrr mind those stoopid people la! Let me tell you about how wonderfully dey treat each other ‘ere..

There's a retired policeman -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't been in the force for 30 years …….but and yeh-vryone still call him 'Tuan'!

There is also a former judge here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 40 years and yeh-vryone still address him as ‘Yang arif’…….

and some more, there's a physician here – 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and yeh-vryone still call him 'Doctor'!

Luan2 Sek: So… what about you? What do they call you here?

SummiVroo: Oh me?.. In spite that I haven't had sex for 35 years, yeh-vryone here still call me "the f@rking Indian!”