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Thursday, July 31, 2008

O' SUmMi V'rOO



At a Senior citizen/retiree club in the very near future….


Luan2 Sek: Hi Summi, how do you like this place?


SummiVroo: I tell youThis place is great, I really love it! It's wonderful becos’ yeh-vryone ‘ere is so courteous and respectful.


Luan2 Sek: Really ah? That’s good to know because you know la fren…. you were not exactly a popular minister all those years.


SummiVroo: Ayo yo! Neverrrr mind those stoopid people la! Let me tell you about how wonderfully dey treat each other ‘ere..

There's a retired policeman -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't been in the force for 30 years …….but and yeh-vryone still call him 'Tuan'!

There is also a former judge here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 40 years and yeh-vryone still address him as ‘Yang arif’…….

and some more, there's a physician here – 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and yeh-vryone still call him 'Doctor'!


Luan2 Sek: So… what about you? What do they call you here?


SummiVroo: Oh me?.. In spite that I haven't had sex for 35 years, yeh-vryone here still call me "the f@rking Indian!”



4 comments:

Joze Foo said...

great one!

Tau Sar Phneah said...

muahahahaha....thumbs up...can't stop laughing...

lilian said...

LOL.

Eh you notice sami brew seems to have a bigger toupee lately? Now relaxed liao, the toupee hair also grow faster hor?

lilian said...

Wuah taikor, you long long no update jor your blog worrr..You going to Han Chiang ah?