Upon my reappearance after MIA for a month here, I was amused by the following comments from my blogger friends-
tsp- “thought you went missing in action to some planet mars...haha..”
Mafoolat! These fellas must be soothsayers of the 21stcentury!
They could not be any more ‘chun’….. I was indeed abducted by some alien beings just after reading and publishing their ‘prophecies’!
It happened while I was taking the rare opportunity of being home alone to have a nice ‘paklah-ing’ nap on the sofa…
Like all other alien abductions, leempek was taken aboard their mother
farker-ship for interrogations and studies as a sample inhabitant of this planet Earth. (don’t blardy ask me! It’s not my fault that even with those big bulky eyes they were so blind in their choice of sampling .. ok?)
There, like a guinea pig, leempek was poked and prodded all over (except the place where Sai’Foo likes it best of course!)
Contrary to those fierce and hostile stereotyped alien characteristics we see in movies, my abductors were NOT anything like that and they didn’t even need to wear those'
NAnti Rasuah’ buttons to convince me that they were such a good, friendly, courteous and very well mannered lot.
Naturally, I felt comfortable and even gave them my best smile asking, "Hey guys! You got Facebook or Friendster or not?"
Alien: Huh? It's strange!!!..why aren't you afraid of us?
Me: Why should I be?
Alien: We're Martians you know? ... you have been abducted/arrested/kidnapped by us and may not be able to see your family or even the planet Earth for that matter again! Aren't you scared and worried?
Me: Ohhh!Don't be silly..It's nothing that scary! Back where I came from, people abduct or arrest you to protect you...Nice leh? hahaha! You don't believe you go and ask that 'Hamik Sai' fler.
Me: Ohhh! I'm a MereyShian!
Alien: “MeReysHiAN? Oh My hOLy GReeN MARtiAN sHiT!!!! Let's not waste our time here..these species aren't intelligent enough to be a threat to our planet”
They then stamped me with this and threw me out of their mother